Just got an email. Figured I’d post it here.
From: Emanon Inc <*firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Jun 22, 2005 12:44 PM
Subject: Greatly Offended In The Worst Concievable Way
I am writing to bring to your attention that your website is so fantastically retarded I myself considered suicide upon viewing it. It was so mind shatteringly depressing I found myself locked in my room crying and begging any diety for his mercy on my soul as I was absolutly certain that upon said viewing of your site I was convinced that my eternal being was damned to a firery eternity in Hell. Please consider removing your site from this plane of existance and better all man kind.
Or just give us 15 dollars. Stupidity Tax.
Makers Of The MediPatch
CEO Patrick K. Duffy
CFO Kade C. Johnson
I removed an unnecessary PS regarding some non-existant feminine disease involving teeth. They misspelled it anyway. Also, this is regarding my old domain emanon.org, which I made back when I was in the Gargoyles fandom. Hope you guys enjoy the email as much as I did!