The Nintendo Revolution is now called the Nintendo Wii.

If you ask me, that’s wii-tarded. Only someone as wii-tless as Nintendo could come up with that. Is their online service going to be called “wii streaming”?

And the jokes just start getting more and more dirty from there. “Hey guys! Come down stairs and let’s play with my Wii!”

Bad choice, Nintendo. Just… no.

But se-wii-ously. I don’t care what they name their little white box. If it’s fun and has good games, I’ll buy it. From what they’ve announced so far it sounds like something I’d enjoy. I’ll just never call it by what it is and wii won’t have any problems with each other.